LIV 2P8

It was parked taking up two spots.  Theresa took an extra long inhale through her pinched nostrils and continued creeping up the block looking for a spot.  Only her idiot sister would park her already oversized Tahoe so selfishly on a street where parking was so dear.  Bitch.  No, Theresa, Read more…

dancing club

Francine’s problem was indecisiveness.  And a touch of ADHD.  Pablo had accused her of being incapable of commitment, which was cruel.  Francine was plenty capable of commitment, thank you very much, she just committed too much, constantly.  She was fully committed, her commitments were simply short-lived. When Francine was growing Read more…

“the mocha cake from Metro”

Bethany hates sharing her birthday with her sister.  They don’t have a great relationship and it will never change.  They have little in common, and other than being twins they are completely unlike.  They do not have shared psychic experiences. Bethany wishes she was an only child, which is what Read more…

the oldest cheese in Canada

Jeremy loathed these visits with his old aunt Violet.  They always started like this, the endless questions that never evolved into an actual conversation.  (What is going on with your hair?  Are you still chewing on your fingernails?  Are you trying out for the tennis team? ) And it was Read more…