Patty, the night clerk at The Best Western Travel Inn, St. George, UT
“Hey Karla.”
“Hey Karl,” said Jenna as she hugged him back. She and Ben had played this routine for the past eight years.
It started at the end of their first date. She didn’t know why, but she goofed and called him Karl when she was thanking him for dinner. He looked so crushed, she punched him in the arm and reminded him about their discussion on banning the “Communist Manifesto” from the syllabus. He had laughed and leaned in for the requisite end of date kiss. It was nice, and he was nice but it didn’t reach her toes. Things got better sexually over the years but Jenna secretly wondered whether this lack of initial fire was keeping them from conceiving.
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ommizzi · August 29, 2012 at 8:17 AM
Did you ever hear the one about the old married couple getting down big time, and she says to her burning hunk of love after “ooo honey that made my toes curl,”
And he smiles and says that’s good right?”
And she says ” no ya geezer i forgot to take my pantyhose off!”
Oh dear!
🙂
Mama i love love all the posts and updates were getting.
Cool experience huh?
Im sure its also super tough too but good on yah.
Mucho love,
Livi
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