I have to tell you I was a little embarrassed. I mean I had no idea where you were and there’s your mom asking one hundred and one questions. Literally. I really believe she can squeeze that many into a half an hour. She talks fast man! Anyway, I know you need your space but maybe we should tell people something,… at least acknowledge we have a unique arrangement… Yeah, just make it sound exotic and bohemian. It’s not your fault you were not made for this world… Look, just… No! I don’t want to come to your lair. Of course I trust you, it’s just getting suspicious that you disappear whenever the moon is waxing… No, it’s just, the new moon isn’t a very long window to share a life. Well of course I can’t tell people we’re having a long distance marriage! People have long distance relationships but once you decide to settle down that usually means that you’re going to live with each other in the same apartment, in the same city. It may be outrageously conventional but that’s what people expect. Why do you think your mother was so thrilled to meet me? She thought you were a hit man or some kind of super spy… Yeah, I know, her “Scandal” addiction is out of control.
8 min @ the hub, on 5.6.13
source of inspiration: ten-year old girls at the coffee shop
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