See, a woman’s only supposed to stop celebrating her birthday when she has a husband and children of her own

Rush Home Road by Lori Lansens
5 minutes @ crafted on ossington

“Holy mother of god! She’s lost what’s left of her mind!” Serena’s words exploded out the cell phone. Catelin regretted having it on speaker hone.
“I think it’s perfectly reasonable for me to throw myself a party and register for gifts!” their mother interrupted. “God knows your gift won’t cost anywhere near the price tag of the twins’ baby shower and Carly’s baby shower and your wedding. Don’t think your father paid for that all on his own. I can’t wait to see you turn sixty-five.”
Serena would never forgive her this gaffe.