took his belt

There are lots of ways I can fix things.  I’m a style ninja.  Mmmhmmm.  That’s what Xavier himself dubbed me.  Partly it is racist like Geneva pointed out, but mostly – like nine hundred and ninety percent out of a thousand – it’s a compliment of the highest order.  From Read more…

An examination of hair

There is no doubt it’s falling out.  The latest natural elixir (vegetable oil with Aniseed) has no impact on the increasing amount of scalp showing through his jet black curls.  Dee has convinced him licorice root is the key to healthy bones and hair.  Apparently bones and hair are fortified Read more…

“my older sister buys my clothes”

Erica doesn’t much care about what she wears as long as it doesn’t itch.  Her sister tired of her wearing the same black stretch pants and men’s sweaters, so she became her personal shopper.  Meaghan has good “fashion sense” and calls herself a “fashionista”.  Erica thinks the terms sound asinine Read more…

Old model, New trick

What I learned from Life this week:  If you don’t use it, you lose it.  Perhaps not earth-shattering news, but a truism that took me to an uncomfortable realization. In my youth I was a fashion model.  Most of the time I was conflicted about it.  I loved the travel Read more…